Indian public seem to be the epitome of terror magnet. It is not infrequent that disciples of al-quaeda or jamat-ul-dawa descend upon india and get their jollies with desi men. Fond though they are of indian public; they are also conscious of the fact that there are others too in the market who also just can't have enough of us. So every now and then these foreign disciples go dormant for a while and leave the field open for other hunters. These others, who are mostly domestic elements, are usually members of groups which they reverentially refer to as sena. If one goes by their names - which almost always begin with the name of an indian deity - ram or shiv - then it isn't very hard to assume that they must be working for the betterment of common man. And, indeed they are or at-least they believe so!
These sena people, unlike foreign elements, subscribe to subtle means for delivering their messages. For instance, while foreign elements would explode a train or blow up a hotel or crash a plane to convey their message; these sena people would rather be content with austere approaches such as forcibly making their way into pubs and (mis)using batons against unarmed innocuous youngsters or even subtler, pushing unwary girls out of pubs and calling them names. While performing this heroic operation they ensure that there are multitude of sena people attacking few so as to maintain a healthy ratio. And, to top it off, they publicly claim that their act of bravery is aimed at preserving indian culture.
Another indian species who share aforementioned ideas can be found in the indian capital mumbai where some hooligans have made it their lifelong mission to wipe out all non-marathis of the state. To ensure a continual stay in the glamour they ensure frequent displays of their bravery which are on the similar lines of their brothers' acts recently committed in mangalore. While their attempts to grab media attention are frequent in major parts of the year; it was interesting to note that there wasn't a word from these fellers when a big hotel in their city was taken by terrorists for three days.
Now these recent activities by domestic elements, when freakonomic concepts applied to them, are actually helping india in getting rid of terrorism! How? Simple. The disguised motive of all these activities by sena people is actually to discourage terrorists by making them redundant. If sena keeps on persecuting our public, for sufficient period of time, like foreign terrorists do then this will eventually obviate the need for foreign contribution in this holy work. Ultimately, foreign elements' interest in india will wither away. Moreover, if there is enough skilled labour in our own country, then why would the import be a need anymore? Why do Microsoft and Oracle push for H1Bs? The same reason - lack of skilled labour in their country. These foreign terror organisations would inevitably then go bust with no further business opportunities. That will be the turning point in history of india when our senas will disclose what their actual motives were and will hopefully wind down their sacred operations. This global phenomenon of demand-and-supply has been very shrewdly observed by the architects of our desi senas and, to my surprise, they are effecting this change very bravely and glamorously. Mangalore incident should be an encouraging accomplishment for them. A framed certificate to be hung in their living rooms. And, for this out-of-the-box solution to terrorism, Muthalikji, much thanks!
These sena people, unlike foreign elements, subscribe to subtle means for delivering their messages. For instance, while foreign elements would explode a train or blow up a hotel or crash a plane to convey their message; these sena people would rather be content with austere approaches such as forcibly making their way into pubs and (mis)using batons against unarmed innocuous youngsters or even subtler, pushing unwary girls out of pubs and calling them names. While performing this heroic operation they ensure that there are multitude of sena people attacking few so as to maintain a healthy ratio. And, to top it off, they publicly claim that their act of bravery is aimed at preserving indian culture.
Another indian species who share aforementioned ideas can be found in the indian capital mumbai where some hooligans have made it their lifelong mission to wipe out all non-marathis of the state. To ensure a continual stay in the glamour they ensure frequent displays of their bravery which are on the similar lines of their brothers' acts recently committed in mangalore. While their attempts to grab media attention are frequent in major parts of the year; it was interesting to note that there wasn't a word from these fellers when a big hotel in their city was taken by terrorists for three days.
Now these recent activities by domestic elements, when freakonomic concepts applied to them, are actually helping india in getting rid of terrorism! How? Simple. The disguised motive of all these activities by sena people is actually to discourage terrorists by making them redundant. If sena keeps on persecuting our public, for sufficient period of time, like foreign terrorists do then this will eventually obviate the need for foreign contribution in this holy work. Ultimately, foreign elements' interest in india will wither away. Moreover, if there is enough skilled labour in our own country, then why would the import be a need anymore? Why do Microsoft and Oracle push for H1Bs? The same reason - lack of skilled labour in their country. These foreign terror organisations would inevitably then go bust with no further business opportunities. That will be the turning point in history of india when our senas will disclose what their actual motives were and will hopefully wind down their sacred operations. This global phenomenon of demand-and-supply has been very shrewdly observed by the architects of our desi senas and, to my surprise, they are effecting this change very bravely and glamorously. Mangalore incident should be an encouraging accomplishment for them. A framed certificate to be hung in their living rooms. And, for this out-of-the-box solution to terrorism, Muthalikji, much thanks!
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Good one. The Freakonomics turn was well taken. However, I still maintain, that we must not give these ppl, who ironically call themselves 'sena', even a bit of value by giving them space on the blogs and our thoughts.
I am not to take the post as birth day gift, anyway. :P
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